razzmapandas:

rebby:

deanckles:

shawty had them 

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apple man pants?

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Apple dean jeans still dont make sense

(Source: draqonlord, via death-by-lulz)

splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via always-evie)

svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

(Source: wasiangod, via wonderingg-eyes)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

megnesiums:

theangelictennant:

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

ok hannibal

(via nicolascagewearingcrocs)